| | Glossary of French Parenting Terms | p. xv |
| | french children don't throw food | p. 1 |
| | are you waiting for a child? | p. 9 |
| | paris is burping | p. 22 |
| | doing her nights | p. 36 |
| | wait! | p. 55 |
| | tiny little humans | p. 78 |
| | day care? | p. 97 |
| | bébé au lait | p. 117 |
| | the perfect mother doesn't exist | p. 133 |
| | caca boudin | p. 149 |
| | double entendre | p. 168 |
| | i adore this baguette | p. 180 |
| | you just have to taste it | p. 196 |
| | it's me who decides | p. 219 |
| | let him live his life | p. 243 |
| | the future in french | p. 258 |
| | Acknowledgments | p. 265 |
| | Notes | p. 267 |
| | Bibliography | p. 275 |
| | Index | p. 279 |