Table of Contents
   Glossary of French Parenting Termsp. xv
   french children don't throw foodp. 1
   are you waiting for a child?p. 9
   paris is burpingp. 22
   doing her nightsp. 36
   wait!p. 55
   tiny little humansp. 78
   day care?p. 97
   bébé au laitp. 117
   the perfect mother doesn't existp. 133
   caca boudinp. 149
   double entendrep. 168
   i adore this baguettep. 180
   you just have to taste itp. 196
   it's me who decidesp. 219
   let him live his lifep. 243
   the future in frenchp. 258
   Acknowledgmentsp. 265
   Notesp. 267
   Bibliographyp. 275
   Indexp. 279