Table of Contents
   Prefacep. 1
   What You Say About His Company Is What You Say About Societyp. 9
   Another Thing That Interests Me About the Eagles Is That I [Am Contractually Obligated to] Hate Themp. 23
   Villains Who Are Not Villainsp. 39
   Easier Than Typingp. 59
   Human Clayp. 77
   Without a Gun They Can't Get Nonep. 89
   Arrested for Smokingp. 107
   Electric Funeralp. 131
   "I Am Perplexed" [This Is Why, This Is Why, This Is Why They Hate You]p. 149
   Crime and Punishment (or the Lack Thereof)p. 165
   Hider Is in the Bookp. 183
   The Problem of Overrated Ideasp. 195
   Acknowledgmentsp. 201
   Indexp. 2030