| The Wrong Crib | p. 1 | |
| My Advice to Anybody is: Get Born | p. 13 | |
| In The Beginning was the Word | p. 26 | |
| The Trouble with a Book... | p. 33 | |
| At Home | p. 44 | |
| Church | p. 65 | |
| Accrington | p. 85 | |
| The Apocalypse | p. 100 | |
| English Literature A-Z | p. 115 | |
| This is the Road | p. 131 | |
| Art and Lies | p. 142 | |
| Intermission | p. 153 | |
| The Night Sea Voyage | p. 155 | |
| This Appointment Takes Place in the Past | p. 178 | |
| Strange Meeting | p. 207 | |
| The Wound | p. 220 | |
| Coda | p. 226 |