| | Prologue | p. vii |
| | The Biotech Revolution: (Engineering Life For Fun and Profit) | p. 3 |
| | A brief introduction to the field that will fundamentally change you, and soon. | |
| | Cloning and You: (and You, and You, and à) | p. 19 |
| | What is this "clone" of which you speak? | |
| | Common Misconceptions about Cloning and Biotechnology: (Popular Culture Is a Poor Teacher) | p. 51 |
| | Various affronts to biology and common sense in print or in film, and why they are all bollocks. | |
| | Bioenhancements: (Self-Improvement That Really Works!) | p. 73 |
| | The human body as a unique fixer-upper opportunity. | |
| | A Starter Kit for Playing God: (Fiddling with Lower Life-Forms) | p. 117 |
| | Frankenfood, human bits grown in plants and animals, and other alternatives to obscene breeding practices. | |
| | How to Defeat Your Own Clone: (and Look Good Doing It) | p. 139 |
| | How to circumvent and defeat you if you and you aren't getting along as well as you would like. | |
| | Epilogue | p. 179 |
| | Acknowledgments | p. 181 |