| Prologue | p. vii |
| The Biotech Revolution: (Engineering Life For Fun and Profit) | p. 3 |
| A brief introduction to the field that will fundamentally change you, and soon. | |
| Cloning and You: (and You, and You, and à) | p. 19 |
| What is this "clone" of which you speak? | |
| Common Misconceptions about Cloning and Biotechnology: (Popular Culture Is a Poor Teacher) | p. 51 |
| Various affronts to biology and common sense in print or in film, and why they are all bollocks. | |
| Bioenhancements: (Self-Improvement That Really Works!) | p. 73 |
| The human body as a unique fixer-upper opportunity. | |
| A Starter Kit for Playing God: (Fiddling with Lower Life-Forms) | p. 117 |
| Frankenfood, human bits grown in plants and animals, and other alternatives to obscene breeding practices. | |
| How to Defeat Your Own Clone: (and Look Good Doing It) | p. 139 |
| How to circumvent and defeat you if you and you aren't getting along as well as you would like. | |
| Epilogue | p. 179 |
| Acknowledgments | p. 181 |