Table of Contents
   Foreplayp. 11
   The Sausage, the Porcupine, and the Agreeable Mrs. G.p. 21
   Dating the Penis-Camerap. 41
   The Princess and Her Peap. 65
   The Upsuck Chroniclesp. 81
   What's Going On in There?p. 111
   The Taiwanese Fix and the Penile Pricking Ringp. 131
   The Testicle Pushersp. 157
   Re-Member Mep. 177
   The Lady's Bonerp. 193
   The Prescription-Strength Vibratorp. 205
   The Immaculate Orgasmp. 227
   Mind over Vaginap. 245
   What Would Allah Say?p. 283
   Monkey Dop. 279
   "Persons Studied in Pairs"p. 297
   Acknowledgmentsp. 305
   Bibliographyp. 307