| | Foreplay | p. 11 |
| | The Sausage, the Porcupine, and the Agreeable Mrs. G. | p. 21 |
| | Dating the Penis-Camera | p. 41 |
| | The Princess and Her Pea | p. 65 |
| | The Upsuck Chronicles | p. 81 |
| | What's Going On in There? | p. 111 |
| | The Taiwanese Fix and the Penile Pricking Ring | p. 131 |
| | The Testicle Pushers | p. 157 |
| | Re-Member Me | p. 177 |
| | The Lady's Boner | p. 193 |
| | The Prescription-Strength Vibrator | p. 205 |
| | The Immaculate Orgasm | p. 227 |
| | Mind over Vagina | p. 245 |
| | What Would Allah Say? | p. 283 |
| | Monkey Do | p. 279 |
| | "Persons Studied in Pairs" | p. 297 |
| | Acknowledgments | p. 305 |
| | Bibliography | p. 307 |