Table of Contents
   Author's Notep. ix
   Dentists Without Bordersp. 3
   Attaboyp. 11
   Think Differenterp. 21
   Memory Lapsp. 27
   A Friend in the Ghettop. 43
   Loggerheadsp. 57
   If I Ruled the Worldp. 73
   Easy, Tigerp. 77
   Laugh, Kookaburrap. 87
   Standing Stillp. 101
   Just a Quick E-mailp. 117
   A Guy Walks into a Bar Carp. 123
   Author, Authorp. 139
   Obama!!!!!p. 149
   Standing Byp. 157
   I Break for Traditional Marriagep. 167
   Understanding Understanding Owlsp. 175
   #2 to Gop. 189
   Health-Care Freedoms and Why I Want My Country Backp. 201
   Now Hiring Friendly Peoplep. 205
   Rubbishp. 211
   Day In, Day Outp. 225
   Mind the Gapp. 239
   A Cold Casep. 245
   The Happy Placep. 259
   Dog Daysp. 273