Table of Contents
   Acknowledgmentsp. ix
   Introductionp. 1
   Ottawap. 7
   Teen Idolp. 38
   Lonely Boyp. 93
   Globetrotterp. 117
   Painted Wordsp. 145
   Vegasp. 155
   Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor, a Jewel Heist, Kinky Brits, Tennis at Midnight… And Then I Get Pregnantp. 220
   Vegas Reduxp. 238
   If Donald Trumps Who Wynns?p. 278
   The Bellini Episodesp. 303
   Moving Onp. 312
   And Now for My Encorep. 346
   Indexp. 361