Table of Contents
   Every Parent's Worst Nightmarep. 1
   From Dropout to Executivep. 6
   An Incipient Bear Cubp. 17
   Namesp. 23
   Hatching Timep. 26
   A Proud, Scared Dadp. 31
   The King of Everythingp. 36
   Two-Wheel Drivep. 42
   Tell Me What You Wantp. 47
   The Aerial Childp. 52
   Monstersp. 55
   Child Supportp. 58
   The Best Kid in the Storep. 61
   Wondrous Dadap. 68
   Tuck-in Timep. 73
   Role Modelsp. 81
   Elvesp. 87
   The Oxbow Incidentp. 94
   The Old Boyp. 100
   The Power of Wizardsp. 106
   Becoming Ownersp. 111
   Cubby Versus the Schoolp. 119
   Readingp. 129
   An Official Geekp. 133
   Divorcep. 139
   Dreaming Cubbyp. 144
   Child Protectionp. 149
   Bulldozing Offp. 152
   The Strolling of the Heifersp. 156
   From Stockholder to Chairmanp. 161
   Gymnasticsp. 165
   Geologistsp. 170
   Learning to Drivep. 176
   Power Generationp. 183
   Boom!p. 191
   Amherstp. 198
   Pine Demonsp. 208
   A New Nestp. 214
   In the High School Groovep. 219
   A Different Animalp. 226
   Nicolep. 231
   Declaration of Independencep. 239
   Blowing Upp. 246
   A Visit from the ATFp. 256
   The Raid Beginsp. 268
   The Locus of the Investigationp. 273
   The Circus Must Go Onp. 283
   The DAp. 292
   Arraignmentp. 301
   Asperger's and Cubbyp. 304
   In Limbop. 308
   The Trial Beginsp. 313
   The Crime of Inquisitivenessp. 320
   Defending Cubbyp. 329
   The Verdictp. 339
   Epiloguep. 342
   Author's Notep. 355
   Acknowledgmentsp. 357
   Closing the Circlep. 361