| The Fledgling | p. 9 | |
| The Pilot | p. 34 | |
| Fly a Crooked Sky | p. 65 | |
| If I'm a Kid Doctor, Where's My Jar of Lollipops? | p. 93 | |
| A Law Degree Is Just an Illegal Technicality | p. 133 | |
| Paperhanger in a Rolls-Royce | p. 156 | |
| How to Tour Europe on a Felony a Day | p. 204 | |
| A Small Crew Will Do--It's Just a Paper Airplane | p. 243 | |
| Does This Tab Include the Tip? | p. 284 | |
| Put Out an APB--Frank Abagnale Has Escaped! | p. 326 | |
| Afterword and Q&A with the Author | p. 365 |