Table of Contents
   New Year's Resolutionsp. 9
   January: An Exceptionally Bad Startp. 15
   February: Valentine's Day Massacrep. 55
   March: Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panicp. 91
   April: Inner Poisep. 121
   May: Mother-to-Bep. 155
   June: Hah! Boyfriendp. 189
   July: Huhp. 217
   August: Disintegrationp. 241
   September: Up the Fireman's Polep. 275
   October: Date with Darcyp. 301
   November: A Criminal in the Familyp. 333
   December: Oh, Christp. 377
   January-December: A Summaryp. 409