| New Year's Resolutions | p. 9 | |
| January: An Exceptionally Bad Start | p. 15 | |
| February: Valentine's Day Massacre | p. 55 | |
| March: Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panic | p. 91 | |
| April: Inner Poise | p. 121 | |
| May: Mother-to-Be | p. 155 | |
| June: Hah! Boyfriend | p. 189 | |
| July: Huh | p. 217 | |
| August: Disintegration | p. 241 | |
| September: Up the Fireman's Pole | p. 275 | |
| October: Date with Darcy | p. 301 | |
| November: A Criminal in the Family | p. 333 | |
| December: Oh, Christ | p. 377 | |
| January-December: A Summary | p. 409 |