Table of Contents
   Preface
   Overseas Disposalp. 3
   Original Keepsakesp. 12
   Destroying to Preservep. 22
   It Can Be Brutalp. 37
   The Ace Comb Effectp. 47
   Virgin Mummiesp. 54
   Already Worthlessp. 65
   A Chance to Begin Againp. 73
   Dingy, Dreary, Dog-eared, and Deadp. 82
   The Preservation Microfilming Officep. 97
   Thugs and Pansiesp. 106
   Really Wicked Stuffp. 111
   Getting the Champagne out of the Bottlep. 118
   Bursting at the Seamsp. 136
   The Road to Avernusp. 141
   It's Not Working Outp. 148
   Double Foldp. 152
   A New Testp. 158
   Great Magnitudep. 162
   Special Offerp. 168
   3.3 Million Books, 358 Million Dollarsp. 174
   Six Thousand Bodies a Dayp. 178
   Burning Upp. 184
   Going, Going, Gonep. 190
   Absolute Nonsensep. 198
   Drumbeatp. 203
   Unparalleled Crisisp. 207
   Microfixp. 213
   Slash and Burnp. 216
   A Swifter Conflagrationp. 222
   Crunchp. 227
   A Figure We Did Not Collectp. 230
   Leaf Mastersp. 234
   Turn the Pages Oncep. 240
   Suibtermanean Convumisionp. 249
   Honest Disagreementp. 254
   We Just Kind of Keep Trackp. 259
   In Good Faithp. 263
   Epiloguep. 270
   Notesp. 271
   Referencesp. 335
   Indexp. 354