Table of Contents
   
   The Silver Spoonp. 13
   Matchmakingp. 41
   An Immodest Proposalp. 80
   The Silk Roadp. 121
   
   Henry Ford's English-Language Melting Potp. 149
   Minotaursp. 198
   Marriage on Icep. 235
   Tricknologyp. 276
   Clarinet Serenadep. 304
   News of the Worldp. 335
   Ex Ovo Omniap. 362
   
   Home Moviesp. 391
   Opa!p. 423
   Middlesexp. 459
   The Mediterranean Dietp. 494
   The Wolverettep. 531
   Waxing Lyricalp. 562
   The Obscure Objectp. 582
   Tiresias in Lovep. 620
   Flesh and Bloodp. 655
   The Gun on the Wallp. 684
   
   The Oracular Vulvap. 723
   Looking Myself Up in Webster'sp. 764
   Go West, Young Manp. 792
   Gender Dysphoria in San Franciscop. 826
   Hermaphroditusp. 859
   Air-Ridep. 893
   The Last Stopp. 922