America is No. 1, except that its not, really, proclaims political satirist Colbert. We dont make anything anymore, and our future is in the hands of the Chinese. Does Colbert have recommendations? "Feel free to deep-fry this book-its a rich source of fiber." Maybe laughing will help.

As perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And no one can exchange it because it's 236 years past the 30-day return window. Luckily, this book will singlebooked-ly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Colbert gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.