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Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
A: He was toad away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash who?
No thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers.
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
A: They’re good at trick questions.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?

Excerpted from National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles by National Geographic Kids
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